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"hey, there's an error sitting in here!"

Topics: Adversity
"Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!"
Benjamin Villanueva

Topics: Funny
"2 blondes came across a set of tracks. One of them thought they were bear tracks, and the other said they were deer tracks. They argued until the train hit them!"

Topics: Funny
"This boy named Ruffus goes up to the front of the class and reads his report,"I seen one dog hit the other dog's butt and knock him off the cliff" and the teacher says,"Oh, Ruffus we use the word the word butt we say rectum."So Ruffus says,"Wrecked it nearly killed him!""

Topics: Funny
"This boy named Ruffus goes up to the front of the class and reads his report,"I seen one dog hit the other dog's butt and knock him off the cliff" and the teacher says,"Oh, Ruffus we use the word the word butt we say rectum."So Ruffus says,"Wrecked it nearly killed him!""

Topics: Funny
"Copysentry protects your site against plagiarism and content theft by
monitoring the web for copies of your content but not for roits..."

Topics: Funny
"Three female construction workers are sitting on a skyscraper. The brunette opens her lunch box, sees a sandwich and says if the gets the same thing tomorrow she will jump off the skyscraper. The redhead opens her lunchbox, sees a sandwich as well and says the same thing. The blonde opens her lunch box and sees a sandwich as well and agrees with her friends. The next day all three girls get the same lunch and jump to their death. At the funeral, the brunette's and redhead's husbands are crying saying that if they would have known their wives didnt want sandwiches anymore they would have made something different for them. The blond's husband is laughing so hard that people thought he was crying too. When the people find out he is actually laughing, they are angry and ask him why hes laughing at his wife's death and he replies, "because she makes her own lunch!""

Topics: Funny
"Why cant Chuck Norris grow hair on his testicles?

You cant grow hair on balls of steel"

Topics: Funny
"BELLBOTTEM PANTS CAME BACK WHERE THE H IS THE MUSIC.. LOL"

Topics: Funny
"ur mama so stuped she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and said stop that twinkie"

Topics: Mothers
"Chuck Norris sued CNN because Law & Order are trademarked names for his legs!"

Topics: Funny
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline"

Topics: Funny
"Knock Knock ...
Who's there ...
Sex Who ...
Sex With Me..."

Topics: Sex
"Chuck Norris never swam. If he tries, the water runs away in terror."

Topics: Funny
"Mr. A once said he was better than Chuck Norris. upon hearing this , He roundhouse kicked Mr. A 19 letters back in the alphebet! Chuck Norris doesn't pity this fool!"

Topics: Funny
""There's a blonde, Burnett , and a red head. There all stranded on an island and a genie appears and gives them each one wish. The Burnett wishes for food, the red head wishes for water, and the blonde wishes for a car door. The genie asks the blonde why she wished for the car door, she replied. "When it gets hot outside i can role down the window.""

Topics: Funny
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"If you get Shaq mad at you, dress as a free-throw, and he will miss you!"
Daniel Bosse

Topics: Humorous
"A blond enters an elevator. She looks next to her and see a man standing next to her. She looks at him and says T.G.I.F. The man looks at her and says S.H.I.T. She looks at him in confusion and kindly smiles at him and says T.G.I.F. the man looks at her and in a kinda way he smiles and says S.H.I.T. she looks at him and says T.G.I.F means thank god its Friday. The man looks at her and says S.H.I.T mean sorry honey its Tuesday!"

Topics: Laughter
"what do u call a black person who likes cheese? a ratcoon"

Topics: Funny
"A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here"
Tiffany Faulkner

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