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"Q : Why did the basketball game end for the Female Police Officers? A : A blonde heard shoot the ball."

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"Q : Why did the basketball game end for the Female Police Officers? A : A blonde shot the ball."

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"Q : Why was the basketball game over for Women Police Officers.
A : A blonde heard shoot the ball"

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"A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here"
Tiffany Faulkner

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"what do u call a black person who likes cheese? a ratcoon"

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"A blond enters an elevator. She looks next to her and see a man standing next to her. She looks at him and says T.G.I.F. The man looks at her and says S.H.I.T. She looks at him in confusion and kindly smiles at him and says T.G.I.F. the man looks at her and in a kinda way he smiles and says S.H.I.T. she looks at him and says T.G.I.F means thank god its Friday. The man looks at her and says S.H.I.T mean sorry honey its Tuesday!"

Topics: Laughter
"If you get Shaq mad at you, dress as a free-throw, and he will miss you!"
Daniel Bosse

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""There's a blonde, Burnett , and a red head. There all stranded on an island and a genie appears and gives them each one wish. The Burnett wishes for food, the red head wishes for water, and the blonde wishes for a car door. The genie asks the blonde why she wished for the car door, she replied. "When it gets hot outside i can role down the window.""

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"Chuck Norris sued CNN because Law & Order are trademarked names for his legs!"

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"Mr. A once said he was better than Chuck Norris. upon hearing this , He roundhouse kicked Mr. A 19 letters back in the alphebet! Chuck Norris doesn't pity this fool!"

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"Chuck Norris never swam. If he tries, the water runs away in terror."

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"2 blondes came across a set of tracks. One of them thought they were bear tracks, and the other said they were deer tracks. They argued until the train hit them!"

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"Knock Know!
Whos There?
Chris Beat!
Chris Beat Who?!!!
Chris beat rianna"

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"If your father's cell number has nothing to do with a phone... You might be a redneck"

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"Knock Knock ...
Who's there ...
Sex Who ...
Sex With Me..."

Topics: Sex
"ur mama so stuped she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and said stop that twinkie"

Topics: Mothers
"BELLBOTTEM PANTS CAME BACK WHERE THE H IS THE MUSIC.. LOL"

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"Why cant Chuck Norris grow hair on his testicles?

You cant grow hair on balls of steel"

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"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline"

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"Three female construction workers are sitting on a skyscraper. The brunette opens her lunch box, sees a sandwich and says if the gets the same thing tomorrow she will jump off the skyscraper. The redhead opens her lunchbox, sees a sandwich as well and says the same thing. The blonde opens her lunch box and sees a sandwich as well and agrees with her friends. The next day all three girls get the same lunch and jump to their death. At the funeral, the brunette's and redhead's husbands are crying saying that if they would have known their wives didnt want sandwiches anymore they would have made something different for them. The blond's husband is laughing so hard that people thought he was crying too. When the people find out he is actually laughing, they are angry and ask him why hes laughing at his wife's death and he replies, "because she makes her own lunch!""

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