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"There was a person who owned a construction company. He saw one of the workers playing with his phone. He asked the worker how much his salary was every month. She said that it was $20000. The boss gave her the salary and said that she was dismissed. The boss was still mad and asked another worker who she was. The worker replied that it was the person delivering their lunch."
"You might be white if... your skin glows in the dark."
"what do you call a black guy going to college..... a basketball player"
"I know I'm insane. I got my papers what's your excuse?"
"mwalimu alishuta darasani akashikwa na haya mpaka akachukua off ya wiki mbili , aliporudi darasani akauliza waliachia wapi wanafunzi wakajibu pale uliposhuta."
"What do a blonde and a good bear have in coomon?
They both go dowm easy"
"You might be living in the ghetto if... you can sing every single flo rida song, but can't recite a Robert Frost poem."
"You might be living in the ghetto if... you find used condoms on the sidewalk of your school."
"I got so drunk last night that I had to take a cab home... you know, it was exciting. That was the first time I ever drove one."
"You might be living in the ghetto if... you say "fiddy" instead of "fifty."
"you might be living in the ghetto if... you sit on your porch to watch reruns of Cops."
"You might be living in the ghetto if... all your favorite pastimes are illegal."
"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CD collection?
In Iraq (In a rack).
"Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he saw a zebra crossing.
"When superman was growing up, he wanted to be like Chuck Norris."
" A blonde was driving down the highway when she sees another blonde out in a cornfield rowing a boat. She slams on the brakes and jumps out of her car. Running over, she yells, "It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad reputation. If I knew how to swim, I would come out there and drown you."
" One day, an educated blonde was tired of all the harassment and blonde jokes. So she died her hair brown and moved to Scotland. While driving, she came across a shepherd and his huge flock of sheep. She got out of the car and went up to him. To prove how smart she was, she said to him: "if I guess how many sheep that you have and get it right, can I have one?" He consented but warned her that it was impossible. She got on top of her car and looked around for a couple minutes. "You have 462 sheep in this herd."
The shepherd was amazed and told her that she could pick out the sheep that she wanted. She started putting it in her car when the shepherd came up to her. "Excuse me, but if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
"3 hunters are walking in the forest all day looking for their kill, well it gets dark and it is too long of a drive to go back home in the dark so they find a hotel that cost $30 a night so each one puts $10 down and they go to the room. the manager latter realizes that the rooms were $5 off to day and send the bell boy to the room to give the $5 back to them on the way to the room the bell boy says to him self i cant split $5 three way so gives the hunters $1 each and keeps $2 to himself. so if the room cost $25 that night the hunters paid $30 and the bell boy went and gave them $1 each keeping $2 to him self then were is the missing $1 if 9*3= 27 and 27+2=29 were did the $1 go well this is a problem that cant be solved by multiplying you have to add k 25+2=27 27+3=30."
"at school we did an f check and i said everyone is f less at the table "
"why did the boy eat his homework?
because it was a piece of cake....!
"your mom is so dum when she got locked in a store she starved to death............"
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