
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being wor...
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than any...
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. I...
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer tha...
It's a troublesome world. All the people who're in it are troubled with troubles a...
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and s...
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
It was very exciting, ... It's all very new to me, you know? It's an interesting a...
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination en...
My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yu...
When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Mus...
School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.
This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to site around and talk about wh...
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here b...
And the turtles, of course... All the turtles are free- As turtles and, maybe, all...
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your n...
Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky!
Thank goodness for all of the things you are not!Thank goodness you're not somethi...
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be c...
So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's ...
I'm glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we ju...
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Be grateful you're not in the forest in France
Where the average young person jus...
Just tell yourself, Duckie, your real quite lucky.
Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!'
Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little...
My uncle ordered popovers
from the restaurant's bill of fare.
And, when they wer...
If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite ...
Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, ...
Gray day. Everything is gray. I watch. But nothing moves today.
So...
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,
y...
You have to be a speedy reader because there's so so much to read.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened!
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwownin...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.
When the usher ...
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous. The...
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the ...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be th...
A b l o n d e g i r l d e c i d e s t o d o a p u z z l e s o s...
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulle...
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you...
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, f...
It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all th...
Growing Old is Mandatory - Growing Up Is Optional
There's a full moon tonight which makes me think of you, half a world away." - Joh...
Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in th...
-I Dropped a Tear In The Ocean and I Won't Stop Loving You Until I Find It.
-There Are Only Two Times I Want To Be With You, Now and Forever.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Love Is Blind Love Takes Time SomeTimes Lies Sometimes Crimes Sometimes Bad Someti...
Don't Cry,
because someone is falling in love with your eyes.
Don't Scream,
becaus...
yesterday's history, tomorrow's the future, and today is a gift that's why it's ca...
A good friend will get you out of jail. The best friend will be standing next to y...
Sometimes one must close his eyes to see
Behind these fake laughs and smiles is a girl hiding all her tears and pain...she'...
Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why ...
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Hug not mug.
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys
I'm human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
books are a lifes story to some people
Scarface dreams,
But hustle's the reality,
Got a big heart,
But a f*cked up men...
When you think you know everything, someone comes along, tells you something new, ...
people say in the world that you can't live without love but I think food is more ...
People hate to hear the truth repeated, because when some try to stretch it too mu...
Known during his lifetime as a gifted actor, poet and playwright, William Shakespeare, was also an impresario, owning the most successful of all London theaters, The Globe, which opened in 1599. During his life, Shakespeare authored an estimated 37 plays, 154 sonnets, two narrative poems and two" lost plays". He is only known to have graduated from grammar school, there being no records of him attending Oxford or Cambridge. His most famous and beloved plays are Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet, the latter was actually based on a short poem by Arthur Brooks. As fitting of a playwright, his o…
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