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  1. . You might be a Redneck if you take a fishing pole into Sea World.
  2. . A State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The dri...
  3. . Be advised: The "He needed killin'" defense is valid here.
  4. . If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.
  5. . If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wh...
  6. . If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75...
  7. Jeff Foxworthy If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, y...
    Jeff Foxworthy
  8. . People walk slower here.
  9. . Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural poss...
  10. . There is nothing sillier than a Northerner imitating a southern accent, unless it ...
  11. . You bring your shotgun to school so you can hunt at recess
  12. . You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know the position ...
  13. . You claim your dogs as dependents on your tax return.
  14. . You have a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a John Deer."
  15. . You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  16. Jeff Foxworthy You may be a Redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your e...
    Jeff Foxworthy
  17. . You might be a Redneck if bikers back down from your mama
  18. . You might be Redneck if your bicycle has a gun rack
  19. . You prefer car keys to a Q-Tip.
  20. . You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
  21. . Your family tree doesn't fork.
  22. . Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new bes...
  23. . A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doc...
  24. . A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down an...
  25. . Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Lead...
  26. . This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes a...
  27. . A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to bu...
  28. . A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulle...
  29. . Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,...
  30. . A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun...
  31. . A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she manage...
  32. . Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's...
  33. . There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They just robbed a bank and were r...
  34. . A blonde walked into work crying her eyes out and her boss asked her what was wron...


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