Amanda Dix

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Amanda Dix

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  • Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
  • A man may smile and bid you hail yet wish you to the devil; but when a good dog wags his tail, you know he's on the level.
  • One day, an educated blonde was tired of all the harassment and blonde jokes. So she died her hair brown and moved to Scotland. While driving, she came across a shepherd and his huge flock of sheep. She got out of the car and went up to him. To prove how smart she was, she said to him: "if I guess how many sheep that you have and get it right, can I have one?" He consented but warned her that it was impossible. She got on top of her car and looked around for a couple minutes. "You have 462 sheep in this herd." The shepherd was amazed and told her that she could pick out the sheep that she wanted. She started putting it in her car when the shepherd came up to her. "Excuse me, but if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?
  • A blonde was driving down the highway when she sees another blonde out in a cornfield rowing a boat. She slams on the brakes and jumps out of her car. Running over, she yells, "It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad reputation. If I knew how to swim, I would come out there and drown you.
  • When superman was growing up, he wanted to be like Chuck Norris.
  • The more you worry that something bad is going to happen, the more likely that something will.
  • when you strive for excellence and achieve it, you realize that your previous thoughts not only don't matter anymore, but that they were the things that held you back in the first place.
  • The only things that make sense in this world any more are metal music, friendships, and death. The rest is all in pig Latin.
  • You might be living in the ghetto if... all your favorite pastimes are illegal.
  • other people's weird is my normal
  • You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.
  • when you have found the person that fits you exactly, people will tell you that you can do better. You should listen and feel sorry for them. They are the people who don't have that yet
  • you might be living in the ghetto if... you sit on your porch to watch reruns of Cops.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates, there are some that you don't care for, and there are those that you want more of. you should eat both to get the most out of the gift that you were given out of love.
  • You might be living in the ghetto if... you say "fiddy" instead of "fifty.
  • I got so drunk last night that I had to take a cab home... you know, it was exciting. That was the first time I ever drove one.
  • You might be living in the ghetto if... you find used condoms on the sidewalk of your school.
  • You might be living in the ghetto if... you can sing every single flo rida song, but can't recite a Robert Frost poem.
  • You might be white if... your skin glows in the dark.
Amanda's Favorites
  1. Reinhold Niebuhr God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change...
    Reinhold Niebuhr
  2. Winston Churchill If you are going through hell, keep going.
    Winston Churchill
  3. Thomas A. Edison The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; ...
    Thomas A. Edison
  4. John Wooden Young people need models, not critics
    John Wooden
  5. John Wooden Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation, because your char...
    John Wooden
  6. Henry Ward Beecher A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by ...
    Henry Ward Beecher
  7. . A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have ...
    David Brinkley
  8. . When love is not madness, it is not love.
    Pedro Calderon
  9. . Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
    Latin Proverbs
  10. . After the game the King and pawn go into the same box.
    Italian Proverbs
  11. . Speak of the Devil and he appears.
    Italian Proverbs
  12. . Envy eats nothing, but its own heart.
    German Proverbs
  13. . He who knows he who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool, shun hi...
    Persian Proverbs
  14. . Happiness is not a horse, you cannot harness it.
    Russian Proverbs
  15. . With lies you may go ahead in the world, but you can never go back.
    Russian Proverbs
  16. . Good luck beats early rising.
    Irish Proverbs
  17. . Painless poverty is better than embittered wealth.
    Greek Proverbs
  18. . Revenge converts a little right into a great wrong.
    German Proverbs
  19. . Risk -- If one has to jump a stream and knows how wide it is, he will not jump. If...
    Persian Proverbs
  20. . Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
    Japanese Proverbs
  21. . May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so...
    Irish Proverbs
  22. . A scholars ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood.
    Irish Proverbs
  23. . If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
    Will Rogers
  24. . There's no next time. It's now or never.
    Author Unknown
  25. . Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt be...
  26. . Some of the greater things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when...
    Author Unknown

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