Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about ...
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change...
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies...
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows t...
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. No...
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss...
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before...
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says "I'm possible"!
Half you fools have your eyes closed to the system,
you punks might have "swag", b...
One of the kings of the one liner, Rodney Dangerfield got a lot of respect during his career, which included standup and movies. Though he started standup as a teen, he gave it up for a decade to be a salesman. Returning to the stage, he refined his trademark patter and neurotic persona. His big break came when he appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show, which he had snuck into. This led to stints on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, more appearances on TV, then his own nightclub in 1969. He also made his mark on the movies, usually playing crude and rude nouveau riche characters. Perhaps …
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