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  1. . Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
    Mae West
  2. . A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants...
    Winston Churchill
  3. . Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
    Robert Benchley
  4. . Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once...
    Bill Cosby
  5. . There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
    Josh Groban
  6. . When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ...
    Theodore Roosevelt
  7. . I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discove...
    Mark Twain
  8. . I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four p...
    Albert Einstein
  9. . If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what h...
    Stephen Wright
  10. . If you are going through hell, keep going.
    Winston Churchill
  11. . Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think ...
    Ray Combs
  12. . We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the men...
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  13. . I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
    Henry Youngman
  14. . New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsol...
    Johnny Carson
  15. . The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
    Bill Cosby
  16. . Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and...
    Mark Twain
  17. . It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find...
    A. Hodge
  18. . A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potent...
    Jane Wagner
  19. . I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe...
    George Carlin
  20. . If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
    Eddie Izzard
  21. . Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
    Dr. Seuss
  22. . I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the o...
    Stephen Wright
  23. . On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    Stephen Wright
  24. . An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.
    Author Unknown
  25. . I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
    Dave Chappelle
  26. . Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with i...
    Adam Sandler
  27. . God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live to...
    Mark Twain
  28. . Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one...
    Emo Philips
  29. . Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a b...
    J. Perelman
  30. . You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
    Dave Barry
  31. . There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
    George Bernard Shaw
  32. . I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of mo...
    Jack Handy
  33. . Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
    George Carlin
  34. . Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy
    German Proverb
  35. . I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
    Mitch Hedberg
  36. . If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, yo...
    Theodore Roosevelt
  37. . The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme
    Mark Twain
  38. . You can only kick a dead horse so many times before it stops looking like a horse
    Cesar Riojas
  39. . Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
    Woody Allen
  40. . He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
    Mae West
  41. . My approach to life can't be summed up in a pithy quote, and if yours can, you're ...
    Mark Rogers
  42. . Where's your will to be weird?
    Jim Morrison
  43. . Where neither love nor hatred is in the game, a woman's game is mediocre
    Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  44. . We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.
    Matt Groening
  45. . Wisdom is nothing more than healed pain.
    Robert E. Lee
  46. . Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
    Ryan Reynolds
  47. . People who are having a love-sex relationship are continuously lying to each other...
    Truman Capote
  48. . No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding t...
    Frederick Douglass
  49. . To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the ta...
    Ashleigh Brilliant
  50. . I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can pict...
    Jack Handy
  51. . It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's w...
    Jack Handy
  52. . Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice...
    Charlie Brown
  53. . Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
    Author Unknown
  54. . Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.
    Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
  55. . A single conversation across the table with a wise person is worth a month's study...
    Chinese Proverbs
  56. . There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
    Author Unknown
  57. . Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage ma...
    Laurence Peter

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