I don't have
to be careful, I've got a gun
Homer Simpson
I think its
ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
Bart Simpson
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood
Homer Simpson
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me
Superman
Homer Simpson
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now
quiet, they're about to announce the numbers
Homer Simpson
It is better to watch things then to do them.
Homer Simpson
Lets just plop them in front
of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV
Homer Simpson
Good things
don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria
Homer Simpson
Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into
a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of
it
Marge Simpson
I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell
into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?
Grampa Simpson
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Homer Simpson
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
Homer Simpson
Lisa: Bart, do you realise what this means? The next time we fall asleep
we could die! Grampa: Ehhh, welcome to my world.
Grampa Simpson
Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important
to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the
weasel
Homer Simpson
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Homer Simpson
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
Homer Simpson
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's
gas, isn't it?
Homer Simpson
Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
Homer Simpson
