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W. C. Fields

"My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?" W. C. Fields
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Price   

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"Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with." W. C. Fields
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Smile   

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"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." W. C. Fields
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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." W. C. Fields
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"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad." W. C. Fields
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"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again." W. C. Fields
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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." W. C. Fields
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"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"I never met a kid I liked." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." W. C. Fields
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"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon." W. C. Fields
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"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money." W. C. Fields
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"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia." W. C. Fields
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"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink." W. C. Fields
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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it." W. C. Fields
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"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation." W. C. Fields
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"A rhyme doesn't make a song." Dorothy Fields
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"A song just doesn't come on. I've always had to tease it out, squeeze it out." Dorothy Fields
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"A song must move the story ahead. A song must take the place of dialogue. If a song halts the show, pushes it back, stalls it, the audience won't buy it; they'll be unhappy." Dorothy Fields
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"A songwriter should have friends who are similarly interested; should move about in the milieu of work he has chosen for himself." Dorothy Fields
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