Fields Proverbs

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W. C. Fields

"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Funny    Quote of the Day   

W. C. Fields

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Funny    Quote of the Day   

W. C. Fields

"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Funny    Quote of the Day   

W. C. Fields

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." W. C. Fields
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Life    Quote of the Day   

W. C. Fields

"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty." W. C. Fields
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Advice    American Comedian    Funny   

W. C. Fields

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive." W. C. Fields
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"The Academy Awards ceremony is designed to be without irony, but Chris Rock supplied it anyway with filmed movie-theater interviews with black men and women who had never heard of the movies nominated for Best Picture." Suzanne Fields
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American Clergyman    Awards   

Levance Fields

"That was definitely a great test going into the Big East, because the Big East is going to be physical." Levance Fields
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W. C. Fields

"A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter." W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields

"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." W. C. Fields
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Man    Money   

W. C. Fields

"There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it." W. C. Fields
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"We are still sticking to our objective of hitting the lower end of the milestone." Mark Fields
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W. C. Fields

"I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday." W. C. Fields
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Cities And City Life    Life    Philadelphia   

W. C. Fields

"Either you're drunk or your braces are lopsided." W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields

"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch." W. C. Fields
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"A good filmmaker with a wonderful cast can weave an illusionary spell that goes well beyond analysis." Suzanne Fields
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W. C. Fields

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." W. C. Fields
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Abstinence    Food   

W. C. Fields

"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed." W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields

"During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days." W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." W. C. Fields
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