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"Burt Vickerman: You're popping your clutch, losing traction.
Haley Graham: I'm not popping shit.
Burt Vickerman: Are you sure?
Haley Graham: I'm so sure I'm practically deodorant."
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"Barfly Jack: He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - 1998
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"Bang-Johansen: Den ny mand i Kirkeministeriet er en svindler og en bedrager! Hans opførsel ved hul nummer tretten var en skandale!
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Olsen-bandens sidste stik - 1998
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"Adam: YOU are fast food.
The girl of his dreams: What's that supposed to mean?
Adam: I means you are tasty... It means that after I eat you... I have to hurry and find a way to get you out me... Because if I don't, it's gonna hurt my stomach and I'm going to explode.
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Tenedor plástico, El - 2001
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"Bugs Bunny: Evening, granny. Do you have any candy for a Halloween witch?
Witch Hazel: Witch? I don't remember seeing her in any of the union meetings."
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"Haley Graham: I heard you were strict about diet, but this is just rude.
Burt Vickerman: Hey, you piss where I eat, you don't eat.
Haley Graham: Oh, but you do? Does this mean you're eating my piss? Cause that's disgusting."
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"Poot: [to Frank, after insulting Joanne] Dude, I totally hate you right now."
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"Joanne: You know boys?
Haley Graham: Yeah, they're called friends. You should try it sometime."
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"Haley Graham: I think you should get on the tramp again, you know, just to make sure you still suck."
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"Curly: [wakes up with his head stuck in a block of ice] Moe! Defrost me!"
An Ache in Every Stake
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"Katie: Haven't you ever heard of cholesterol?
Ernest 'Stick' Stickley: Yeah, it's the stuff they put in red meat that makes it taste good."
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"Zodiac 3: Before I kill you, I'm going to throw your baby out the window."
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"Witch Hazel: I'm so dreadfully afraid of getting pretty as I grow older. PRETTY? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Broom-Stick Bunny - 1956
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"Bugs Bunny: Evening, granny. Do you have any candy for a Halloween witch?
Witch Hazel: Witch? I don't remember seeing her in any of the union meetings.
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Broom-Stick Bunny - 1956
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"Bugs Bunny: Say, this Trick or Treating is a pretty sweet racket. Pity it only comes once a year.
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Broom-Stick Bunny - 1956
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"Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. Too late, too late will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: ****.
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"Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
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"Eddie: Twenty grand, open.
"Hatchet" Harry: Thirty thousand. Back to you, already-Eddie.
Eddie: Fifty grand.
"Hatchet" Harry: Eighty grand.
Eddie: One hundred grand.
Player: Whoa, whoa, whoa, look fellas, I know...
"Hatchet" Harry: I know you're not in. Which means, no-one cares what you know.
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