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"Red-Hooded Yokai: Rejoice! It would seem we have won the war.
Youkai Daiou: Won the war? Don't be a fool! There is a limit even to foolishness. Wars must not happen. They only make you hungry."
Yôkai daisensô
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"Lily, Cook #3: Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.
Jane: That's all right if you've got a watermelon.
Lily, Cook #3: You mustn't say that, Miss Mason. You've got your watermelon, but you chokes yourself up on all the little seeds. I always say Spit 'em out before they spoil your taste for the melon.
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Made for Each Other - 1939
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"Sun Quan: The only thing you postpone in life... is death.
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Wake of Death - 2004
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"Captain Chi: Who is laughing like that?
Jaws: Me, sir.
Captain Chi: Do you know what you're going to do?
Jaws: To laugh one thousand times?
Captain Chi: Police, shoot him dead!"
'A' gai wak
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"Sun Quan: The only thing you postpone in life... is death."
Wake of Death
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"[talking about Taylor Hicks' Soul Patrol]
Christian Finnegan: And what is it they patrol? The Easy Listening section at Sam Goody. You're not going to get to the Josh Groban without going through the Soul Patrol."
Best Week Ever
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"Joey Styles: [Edge pins Bealuh whilst he performs a sex act on her] Sick bastard!
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ECW One Night Stand (TV) - 2005
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"Yun Ji-seong: Fox, fox, please, grant my wish... Let me win just this once.
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Yeogo goedam 3: Yeowoo gyedan - 2003
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"Cho-ah: The ghost remembers only what it wants to.
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Yeogo goedam 4: Moksori - 2005
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"[looking at planet Tokarga]
LaMime: But, the Tokarga Zoll told me about was a lush green planet. This planet is completely different..."
Waga seishun no Arcadia
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"John Aboud: Madonna said at her concert, "Everyone needs to see Fahrenheit 9/11; now if you'll excuse me: I need to grind on this pregnant backup dancer.""
Best Week Ever
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"Joey Styles: And I love the FBI. Now, Little Guido Maritato, WWE fans know him as Nunzio, is truly Italian. Big Guido is truly Italian. Tony Mamaluke, Tracy Smothers and JT Smith couldn't find Italy on a map. Earlier today JT Smith asked me if an innuendo was an Italian suppository."
ECW One Night Stand
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"[Shake is going to jump off a cliff so he can become a Highlander]
Frylock: Shake wait. The Highlander was just a movie.
Master Shake: No, Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time."
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - 2002
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"Simon Goerts: You'll never make it in this business."
Exploding Ego
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"Porky Pig, Pretty Boy Bagel: Are you t-t-telling me that you WON'T give me the egg?
Prissy, Hens, Housewife: Yeeeeeeeeees!
Prissy, Hens, Housewife: Just take it already. It's not even her egg!
[Prissy walks away crying. Drops egg and it hatches into miniature version of Prissy]
Porky Pig, Pretty Boy Bagel: Well, well, well! You WERE P-P-Prissy's egg all along, weren't you?
Prissy Jr: Heheheheheheheehhe... Yeeeeeeeeees."
An Egg Scramble
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"[last lines]
Joey Styles: You have been watching ECW One Night Stand from the Hammerstein Ballroom in Manhattan, New York City. Thank you. Thank you to all the ECW fans around the world who cried out for the return of ECW. Without you there would be no us. Thank you. Thank you very much. I can't believe what I'm seeing. ECW lives!"
ECW One Night Stand
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"[Ron, Brian, Champ and Brick drive to the observatory]
Champ Kind: I love you, Ron.
[pause]
Champ Kind: I said I love you, Ron.
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Champ Kind: Why is everyone ignoring me? I love you, Ron! And I think we should adopt a child together in Vermont! Answer me!
Ron Burgundy: Um... so... uh... the... the car's running great.
Brian Fantana: Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Ron Burgundy: Take it for a tune-up?
Brian Fantana: Yeah.
Ron Burgundy: Uh-huh.
Brian Fantana: Changed the oil...
Ron Burgundy: Good!
Brian Fantana: And, uh...
Champ Kind: [shouts] Answer me! Ron! Ron, I know you heard me. I love you... and I want to be with you... like men. I want to be inside you. I want you inside me.
Brian Fantana: All right, anybody's up for the radio?
Ron Burgundy: I would love to hear the radio.
Brick Tamland: Yeah.
Champ Kind: [shouts] No radio! I have something to say to Ron! You know I've had feelings for you for a long time! We'd be good together, Ron, I-I-I'm a good cook. Uh... do you like your feet rubbed? I'll bet you do. I'll-I'll rub 'em, and, uh, maybe we could get married in a ceremony presided over by Roger Staubach - I already called him last week, I hope that's okay with you.
Ron Burgundy: Mexican food on me?
Brian Fantana: Hey, that sounds good.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, burrito!
Ron Burgundy: Okay.
Champ Kind: Say it! Say Champ Burgundy, say it!
Brick Tamland: Tostada!
Ron Burgundy: Uh, tostadas would be great!
Champ Kind: [shouts] I am in love with Ron Burgundy! I'm always thinking about you, Ron! I have dream journals about you - filled pages! When I make love to women, I close my eyes and think of you when I finish! Ron Burgundy is in love with me!
[sings]
Champ Kind: Ron Burgundy and Champion Kind, oh, let's... be so beautiful together, running in the grass, in the summer and the fall, and winter time too...”
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Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (V) - 2004
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"Yôko Mano: [upset over Chi's Devil Hunter posters] You're going to hang those outside?
Chiaki: Of course!
Yôko Mano: Outside where EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM?
Chiaki: But of course!
Azusa: I'll help!
Yôko Mano: WHAT?"
Mamono Hunter Yôko Part 2
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"Fong Sai-Yuk: [assaults "intruder"] Who are you?
Mother Fong: [removes disguise] I'm your mother.
Fong Sai-Yuk: Wow. Mom! You look just like a man!
Mother Fong: Yeah, and I just won Tiger Lu's daughter's hand in marriage.
Fong Sai-Yuk: Does Dad know?
Mother Fong: Nooo!"
Fong Sai Yuk
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