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"Kowalski: Course is ready to roll, Skipper.
[One of the cones starts to move]
Skipper: What the deuce?
Kowalski: Oh, for pity's sake! If the cones are going to move by themselves, why do I measure?
[They remove the cone; Marlene was underneath]
Marlene: Hi, guys!
Skipper: Marlene! Who was on cone stowaway duty?
[Kowalski, Private and Rico point at each other] "
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"Skipper: Hey, keep your stiking opposable thumbs off our bag!
King Julien: This is ours. Mort found it. Right, Mort?
Mort: [Under bag] Uh-huh.
King Julien: See? Finders keepers. Ha ha!
Skipper: Kowalski, legal analysis.
Kowalski: He's got you, Skipper. It's the Finders Keepers Treaty of 1859.
Skipper: Blast! Secure another bag, men."
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"Marlene: The new neighbors, they took Mort! He's gone!
[All gasp]
King Julien: Who's Mort? Oh, my easel. Right. I too am gasping in horror, but on the inside. Because, you know, I need that easel."
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"Randy: [talks to a couple of sheared sheep] Excuse me, can you tell me where the other sheep are?
Sheep #3: Take off your coat. Stay a while.
Randy: Wait, you... you're sheep? But where's your...
Sheep #3: You will love the shears.
Sheep #2: Be a brand new ewe.
Sheep: [Chanting] Shears! Shears!
Randy: No! No!
[Runs back after penguins]
Randy: Wait!"
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"Skipper: You might want to watch out for those ninjas, Marlene.
Marlene: Don't you mean bowling pins?
Skipper: I mean ninjas. Don't you see the little faces on them?"
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"Skipper: Dynomite! The classic timebomb bundle with LED countdown delay. Maximum explodability matched with maximum getawayability. Rico, you're a mad genius. That robo zoo guide goes sayonara in half an hour... high noon!"
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"King Julien: Maurice, there are Morts here, there and everywhere! I must be dreaming! The most horrible dream inside my head! Quick, pinch me! Now bite me! Now slap my face and spank my right buttock!"
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"King Julien: Come closer! Closer! A little more closer! Wait, okay, that's too close. Take a step back, a little half step. Right there."
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"Archie: [Corners Skipper with a plastic knife] You are a worthy adversary, monsieur, but I must bid you adieu.
Skipper: [Takes knife and corners the Archer] You can keep your dieu. You're not going anywhere."
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"Skipper: What in the name of Eisenhower's oatmeal?"
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"Kowalski: Without friends, his psyche snapped like Snappy S. Snapperton, snappiest person in Snappidelphia, son of Snap Snapperton, snap photography specialist...
Skipper: Rico?
[Rico slaps Kowalski]
Kowalski: Thanks."
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"King Julien: I don't like this telling other animals what to do. That is my niche."
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"King Julien: Maurice, why is that penguin wearing a pretty pink bow and shouting at the sky spirits? Also, a follow up question: How come I don't have a pretty pink bow?"
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"Kowalski: Well, I call that mission accomplished. So, what do we do with the rest of our day?
Private: Oh! We could get temporary tattoos, and, um, motocycle club nicknames.
Rico: Vroom! Vroo-vroo-vroom, vroom!
Kowalski: I'll be Bobby Thunderskull!
Skipper: All in favor of Private's tattoos and nicknames plan say...
Maurice: [offscreen] Waaugh!
Kowalski: Waaugh! Um... we should probably do something."
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"Skipper: What's your sick and twisted game, Maurice?
Maurice: That's King Maurice, ruler of all I survey! Surrender to my supreme and mighty power!
Skipper: Well, that's going to be a bit of a problem. You see, I don't know the meaning of the word surrender.
Kowalski: Surrender is a verb, Skipper. It means to give up or yield... Oh, I see. Here' I'll do it myself.
[Slaps himself] "
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"King Julien: I would love to join you in the meeting of the neighbors, but I am far too busy with... Maurice, what am I far too busy with?
Maurice: Posing for your royal portrait.
Mort: I'm an easel.
King Julien: Mort.
Mort: Yes?
King Julien: Shut up a little, okay?
Mort: Okay."
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"Skipper: Look alive, men. Time to get us some popcorn. Prepare to commence Operation: Popcorn.
Kowalski: A bit on the nose, isn't it, Skipper?
Private: Easy to remember, though.
Rico: [Mumbling] Popcorn!
Skipper: You said it, Rico."
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