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"The Crazy Interviewer: Good evening. Tonight, we're taking a look at Beekeeping, and here to tell us all about it, we have in the studio a man who's been keeping bees for over forty years. Mr. Reginald Prawnbaum. Good evening, Mr. Prawnbaum.
Reginald Prawnbaum: Good evening.
The Crazy Interviewer: Tell me. What first interested you in the bee world, Mr. Prawnbaum?
Reginald Prawnbaum: Well, um, even as a child, I used to...
The Crazy Interviewer: Ssshh.
Reginald Prawnbaum: I'm sorry, shouldn't I have said that?
The Crazy Interviewer: No, of course you should have. Pay no attention, please. When I say "Ssshh", it's just a nervous mannerism I've picked up. If, uh, if I want you to be quiet, I will say "Sush". You were saying?
Reginald Prawnbaum: Oh, well, even as a child, I used to wander around...
The Crazy Interviewer: Ssshh.
Reginald Prawnbaum: [Briefly pauses] Oh, sorry. In the fields near my home, watching the bees fly from flower to flower...
The Crazy Interviewer: Ssshh.
Reginald Prawnbaum: ...and taking note of the flowers that they visited.
The Crazy Interviewer: Sush.
Reginald Prawnbaum: Was that wrong?
The Crazy Interviewer: I'm so sorry, did I say "Sush"? I meant "Ssshh". Do go on, it's most interesting.
Reginald Prawnbaum: And so, I have grown to love the little...
The Crazy Interviewer: Ssshh.
Reginald Prawnbaum: ...creatures. I mean, nature really has produced a little masterpiece in the life...
The Crazy Interviewer: QUACK! Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid that's a reflex action too. I squawk whenever someone mentions the word "life"... QUACK! You see, even when I mention it myself. I should have told you. Please go on.
Reginald Prawnbaum: Oh, uh, very well. Well, the bees are divided into different categories.
The Crazy Interviewer: Sssssshhhhh.
Reginald Prawnbaum: Uh, the Queen Bee, whose lifespan...
The Crazy Interviewer: QUACK!
Reginald Prawnbaum: ...whose living expectancy is only one year.
The Crazy Interviewer: Ssshh."
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