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"Dave's roommate.: C'mon in, ****face is waiting for you.
[They walk inside]
Dave's roommate.: . Hey, asshole, your friend's here.
Dave: Where's my cable box?
Dave's roommate.: **** you. Pay me.
Dave: Drop dead you ****ing asshole! Sit the **** down, sit the **** down, I wanna tell you a story. You know the express lane?
Eric: What?
Dave: Don't be a dick! Then ten ****ing items or less express lane at supermarket. Well I am standing on line and I only got two items. And I am waiting behind this guy, this asshole,
Eric: Let me guess: He was over.
Dave: No. He had nine items. Y'know, but I am in a rush, so I ask him, very nicely,'Can I go ahead?'.
Eric: So what'd he say?
Dave: He said, Why don't you play in the produce.
Eric: I take it you didn't handle this very well.
Dave: No, no I didn't. You know what I told him?
Dave: Go **** yourself!
Dave: **** you!
Eric: No, you told him, 'Go **** yourself!'
Dave: No I told him 'drop ****ing dead!' So he starts counting, right, and he's counting, he realises he's got nine items, so you know what he does?
Eric: I am afraid to ask.
Dave: He grabs a pack of gum!
Eric: So?
Dave: That's ten ****ing items!
Eric: So, thats still under.
Dave: Yeah. But he's staring at me, and I am staring at him and he's getting ready to make his move.
Eric: Dave, what move?
Dave: For the eleventh item! He's going for the eleventh item. A pack of three ****ing car fresheners!
Eric: Dave, no offense, but don't you think this sounds a bit extreme?
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Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Birth: 1906-02-04 Death: 1945-09-04

"Time lost is time when we have not lived a full human life, time unenriched by experience, creative endeavor, enjoyment, and suffering."

A German theologian, Dietrich Bonhoeffer was born in 1906. He was a brilliant student, earning his doctorate at the age of 21. His dissertation was published in 1931 as "Act and Being."€ Bonhoeffer was one of the first German Protestants to see the dangers of the Nazi rise to power. He founded a secret seminary to train pastors in an illegal anti-Nazi church he had organized. Though friends had arranged for him to tour the United States, he returned to Germany and became an active member of the resistance. He was implicated in the attempt on Hitler's life by the resistance and hanged in 1945.



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