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"Rose: He feels sure his men will catch Arizona Jack this time.
George Lanning: Oh, he couldn't catch flies!
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Rough Riders Round-up - 1939
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"Hodel: For Papa, make him a scholar!
Chava: For Mama, make him rich as a king!
Hodel, Chava: For me, well, I wouldn't holler if he were as handsome as anything!
Hodel, Chava: Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match! Find me a find, catch me a catch! Night after night in the dark I'm alone, so find me a match of my own!"
Fiddler on the Roof
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"Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."
The Ref
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"Steve: This laboring, it's only temporary... Laboring, crap, boxer shorts... good.
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Riff-Raff - 1990
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"Larry: Can anyone explain to me why someone's got to make a profit every time you boil a kettle, every time your kid has a drink of water or every time a pensioner has a warm by a gas fire?
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Riff-Raff - 1990
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"Susan: Do you ever get depressed?
Steve: No, depressions are for the middle classes, the rest of us have got an early start in the morning.
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Riff-Raff - 1990
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Featured Book: The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less) by John M. Shanahan

You don't have to be a genius to sound like one. Here's a collection of the most profound and provocative wit and wisdom in the English language in two lines or less. Edited by entrepreneur John M. Shanahan, who created the wildly successful Hooked on Phonics program, this wonderful book presents the best that has been thought and said on every imaginable topic.
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Tevye: A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word: tradition!"
Fiddler on the Roof
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"Steve: I'm into merchandising myself.
Susan: Really.
Steve: Aye, boxer shorts, colored socks, things like that... that's where I'm heading."
Riff-Raff
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"Jean-Michel Cousteau: [concluding] For we are as connected to the planet as the corals are to the algae living within them. And just as we...
Nemo: Algae living inside coral? That's creepy.
Jean-Michel Cousteau: No, it is not!
Nemo: Yeah, it is.
Jean-Michel Cousteau: Isn't.
Nemo: Is.
Jean-Michel Cousteau: Isn't!
Nemo: Is!
Dory: No, it's normal! See, they work together...
Jean-Michel Cousteau: That's...
Dory: Algae are plants that make food for the coral and the corals fertilize the algae.
Marlin: But when there's pollution, the coral can't get enough food from the algae.
Jean-Michel Cousteau: Look! What...?
Nemo: Wow! You guys know a lot about the reef.
Dory: Well, it's not hard. You just have to pay attention and listen.
Jean-Michel Cousteau: [yelling] Then why won't you listen to me?
Dory: Oh, hi! Who are you?
Jean-Michel Cousteau: I am Jean-Michel Cousteau!
[trumpets blare main theme]
Jean-Michel Cousteau: Cut, cut!
[whimpering]
Jean-Michel Cousteau: Cut, cut, cut.
[cut back to his sailboat]
Jean-Michel Cousteau: Upstaged by fish. This would have never happened to Papa.
[looks up]
Jean-Michel Cousteau: Goodbye. I am... Jean-Michel Cousteau.
[trumpets blare, music ends]
Nemo: [after the film] Keep exploring the reef with Jean-Michel Cousteau at oceanfutures.org."
Exploring the Reef
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"Bob Munro: [a raccoon has invaded their RV; Bob is trying to muster the family to help him get rid of it] See what the raccoon is doing? Playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. We have to hang together. Stay strong!
Jamie Munro: [Impassively] Just get rid of it.
Bob Munro: Just me?
Jamie Munro: Yeah.
Bob Munro: Okay...
[Meekly heads back into the RV, alone] "
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"[Garfield's neighborhood is all in black and white. A caption at the bottom of the screen reads, Please do not adjust your set. All the color has temporarily gone out of Garfield's life. Later, Garfield wakes up somberly in his box-like bed]
Garfield: Ho hum. Double ho... hum. Heck with it. Let's shoot the works, TRIPLE ho hum.
[Garfield stands up]
Garfield: Here I am waking up in the same old bed... facing the same old morning routine...
[Garfield yawns, then stretches. His bones crack causing him to freeze]
Garfield: Stuck in the same old stretch.
[Garfield tiptoes out of his bed and towards his food dish. He stretches again making him able to move. He looks at his dish]
Garfield: Ho hum. The same old food.
[Garfield looks at us]
Garfield: Have you ever had a day when you feel like you've slept and eaten it all? All the color has gone out of my life.
[Garfield walks away from his dish and into the kitchen. On a counter, he find's his owner, who frowns as he rests his elbow on the counter and holds his hand over his cheek]
Garfield: Good morning, Jon.
[Garfield pats Jon on the shoulder. Jon's face falls flat on the counter]
Jon Arbuckle: [muffled] Good morning, Garfield. Garfield?
Garfield: Yes, Jon?
Jon Arbuckle: [muffled] All the color has gone out of our lives.
Garfield: So I've noticed.
Jon Arbuckle: [muffled] Let's take a vacation.
Garfield: [gasps with excitement] Vacation?
[Garfield rushes to a window shade]
Garfield: Rest and relaxation.
[Garfield rolls up the shade and the screen fades from black and white to color. A title appears, Garfield in the Rough]
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Garfield in the Rough (TV) - 1984
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"Korse: It's one of your suitors; he asks you to come out, and he'll give you good advice.
Reve-enka: What color is his fur?
Korse: Oh, pretty and gray....
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Korse: Not to be trusted!"
Reve-enka
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"Tevye: Traditions, traditions. Without our traditions, our lives would be as shaky as... as... as a fiddler on the roof!"
Fiddler on the Roof
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"[Perchik and Hodel have announced their engagement]
Tevye: He loves her. Love, it's a new style... On the other hand, our old ways were once new, weren't they?... On the other hand, they decided without parents, without a matchmaker!... On the other hand, did Adam and Eve have a matchmaker?... Well, yes, they did. And it seems these two have the same Matchmaker!
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Fiddler on the Roof - 1971
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"Shemp: [after Moe shoves the door into Shemp]
[to Moe]
Shemp: Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?
Moe: [to Shemp] Relax. I give you a hand as soon as I finish eating this jelly sandwich. I can't work on an empty stomach.
Shemp: I'm hungry too and I haven't...
Moe: Shaddup and finish your job.
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Goof on the Roof - 1953
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"Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
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The Ref - 1994
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"Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
George: [quietly] Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?
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The Ref - 1994
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"Indian Bob: What are you thinking about, Craig?
Craig Wadsworth: My father. He gave me some advice, before I joined the regiment.
Indian Bob: Was it good advice?
Craig Wadsworth: Yes.
Indian Bob: Did you follow it?
Craig Wadsworth: No.
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Rough Riders (TV) - 1997
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"Stephen Crane: You're wounded, sir.
Craig Wadsworth: A red badge of courage... it's not like your book, old man. I would have run if I could have.
Stephen Crane: Why didn't you?
Craig Wadsworth: Because they were watching, my fellows; they didn't run.
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Rough Riders (TV) - 1997
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Henry Nash: I miss you, boys. Been more that twenty years. My God, we were young. Well, it was a young country then, full of promise and hope. Anything was possible then if you were an American.
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Rough Riders (TV) - 1997
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"Henry Bardshar: [Roosevelt has expressed concern over the upcoming attack] Don't worry, colonel; you're the closest thing most of these boys have to a father. We won't let you down.
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Rough Riders (TV) - 1997
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