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Broken Arms Hotel Manager: [Porky has found the bill of his hotel stay to be $152.50] You will, of course, pay the bill now before you leave, no?
Porky Pig: Uh, n-no. I mean, yes! My partner Daffy Duck will be r-r-right back. He's out c-c-cashing a cheque.
Daffy Duck: [mix to an elevator. The shadow of a hand shaking dice is seen through the elevator window] Come on, seven! Be good to Daffy. Don't fail me now!
Elevator Gambler: [Daffy throws the dice down and what he sees shocks him] Uh-oh! Snake eyes. Too bad. You is a dead duck... duck!
Porky Pig: [Daffy slumps out of the elevator and is about to open the door when he hears Porky's voice] Don't worry, Daffy will be right back with the bil-b-bil - money.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: Well, I hope so.
[Daffy suddenly barges in and jumps down the manager's throat]
Daffy Duck: Insulting my integrity, eh, fatso? Insinuating I'd flee this flea-bitten dump, eh, fatso?
[Daffy has his head pushed so far into the manager's, they look wrinkled]
Daffy Duck: Intimating I'd abscond with your financial remunerations...
Daffy Duck: [Daffy pulls his head out of the manager's face] EH, FATSO? Hey, look, a Dick Tracy character - Pruneface!
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"Daffy Duck: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to... Geronimo!
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Daffy Duck: [it's a gloomy, snowing day, and Porky and Daffy are prisoners in their hotel room] I can't stand it. I can't stand it, it's getting me. I'm going stir-crazy, bastille batty, cooler cuckoo!
[mix to hotel where Daffy is bound by a leg iron, and Porky as well. The latter is occupying himself writing graffiti on the walls, while Daffy stares into the mirror]
Daffy Duck: Look at my prison pallor. I'm as black as a sheet!
Porky Pig: G-gosh, if B-Bugs Bunny was only here.
Daffy Duck: Yeah, Bugs Bunny. My hero. He can get out of any spot.
Porky Pig: I saw him in a Leon Schlesinger cartoon once...
Daffy Duck: The hunter had him covered.
Porky Pig: And he g-g-grabbed the gun.
Daffy Duck: And bang! The hunter fell.
[Daffy collapses onto his leg iron to indicate this action]
Daffy Duck: Whatta guy, nothing can hold him! He'll get us out of here.
[rolls over to a phone and picks it up]
Daffy Duck: Hello, central? Get me Bugs Bunny. Hello, Bugs? This is Daffy.
Bugs Bunny: [the sound of carrot chewing over the phone reveals its presence] Eh, what's up, duck?
Daffy Duck: That palooka manager has got us locked up in the Broken Arms Hotel. We thought you could help us get out.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, did you try the elevator?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Throw him down the stairs?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Use the sheets?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Swing across on a rope?
Daffy Duck: Yes. We tried all those ways.
Bugs Bunny: [the door opens to reveal Bugs in his only monochrome appearance, bound by a leg iron] Ah! Don't work, do they?
[Bugs chews on his carrot as the images irises out]
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"[Daffy and Porky are chained up in their room]
Daffy Duck: I can't stand it. I can't stand it! It's getting me! I'm going stir crazy! Bastille batty! Cooler cuckoo! Look at my prison pallor. I'm as black as a sheet.
Porky Pig: Gosh, if only B-Bugs Bunny was here.
Daffy Duck: Yeah! Bugs Bunny, my hero. He can get out of any spot.
Porky Pig: I saw him in a L-L-Leon Schlesinger cartoon once.
Daffy Duck: The hunter had him covered...
Porky Pig: And he g-g-grabbed the gun...
Daffy Duck: And bang!... the hunter fell. What a guy. Nothing can hold him. He'll get us out of here.
[Daffy picks up the phone]
Daffy Duck: Hello, Central? Give me Bugs Bunny. Hello, Bugs. This is Daffy.
Bugs Bunny: [On phone] Eh, what's up, duck?
Daffy Duck: That palooka manager has got us locked up in the Broken Arms Hotel. We thought you could help us get out.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, did you try the elevator?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Throw him down the stairs?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Use the sheets?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Swing across on the ropes?
Daffy Duck: Yes. We tried all those ways.
[the door to the next room opens; Bugs is inside on the phone, chained to a ball as well]
Bugs Bunny: Ah, don't work, do they?
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"Broken Arms Hotel Manager: You will, of course, pay the bill now before you leave, no?
Porky Pig: N-no - I mean, yes! M-my partner, Daffy Duck, will be r-right back. He's out c-c-c-cashing a check.
[Cut to Daffy playing dice with elevator operator]
Daffy Duck: Come on, seven! Be good to Daffy! Don't fail me now!
Elevator Gambler: Oh-oh! Snake eyes. Too bad! You is a dead duck, duck.
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"Daffy Duck: [after the manager falls down an almost endless flight of stairs] I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: [Appears wearing bandages] WHAT?
Daffy Duck: Yipe.
Porky Pig: M-m-me too. Yipe."
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"Daffy Duck: Okay. We'll pay. We'll pay! Lemme see now, how much was it, how much?
[the manager pulls out the bill and reads it. We just hear babbling, but the total reads $500.62]
Daffy Duck: Sold to an American!
[Daffy bashes the manager on the head with a mallet and runs off] "
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"[first title card]
Title Card: Any similarity between this hotel and hotels living or dead is purely co-incidental."
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"Daffy Duck: [after the manager falls down an almost endless flight of stairs] I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: [Appears wearing bandages] WHAT?
Daffy Duck: Yipe.
Porky Pig: M-m-me too. Yipe.
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"Daffy Duck: Okay. We'll pay. We'll pay! Lemme see now, how much was it, how much?
[the manager pulls out the bill and reads it. We just hear babbling, but the total reads $500.62]
Daffy Duck: Sold to an American!
[Daffy bashes the manager on the head with a mallet and runs off]
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"Daffy Duck: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to... Geronimo!"

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"[last lines]
[Daffy and Porky are chained up in their room]
Daffy Duck: I can't stand it. I can't stand it! It's getting me! I'm going stir crazy! Bastille batty! Cooler cuckoo! Look at my prison pallor. I'm as black as a sheet.
Porky Pig: Gosh, if B-Bugs Bunny was only here.
Daffy Duck: Yeah! Bugs Bunny, my hero. He can get out of any spot.
Porky Pig: I saw him in a L-L-Leon Schlesinger cartoon once.
Daffy Duck: The hunter had him covered...
Porky Pig: And he g-g-grabbed the gun...
Daffy Duck: And bang! The hunter fell. What a guy. Nothing can hold him. He'll get us out of here.
[Daffy picks up the phone]
Daffy Duck: Hello, Central? Give me Bugs Bunny. Hello, Bugs. This is Daffy.
Bugs Bunny: [on phone] Eh, what's up, duck?
Daffy Duck: That palooka manager has got us locked up in the Broken Arms Hotel. We thought you could help us get out.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, did you try the elevator?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Throw him down the stairs?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Use the sheets?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bugs Bunny: Swing across on the ropes?
Daffy Duck: Yes. We tried all those ways.
[The door to the next room opens; Bugs is inside on the phone, chained to a ball as well]
Bugs Bunny: Ah, don't work, do they?"
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