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"Maggie Jacobs: Would you rather have a bionic arm or a bionic leg?
Andy Millman: I think a bionic leg, so I could hop to work.
Maggie Jacobs: I think leg too, but so I could kick people.
Andy Millman: But a bionic arm would come in handy some nights.
Maggie Jacobs: I don't get it...
Andy Millman: Never mind."
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"Maggie Jacobs: [trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line] Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Spandau Ballet...
Andy Millman: He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: Aren't they brothers?
Andy Millman: In Spandau Ballet it's Martin and Gary Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: So who's this one?
Andy Millman: Ross Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: Who's his brother?
Andy Millman: I... I don't know if he's got a brother.
Maggie Jacobs: Yes, he has, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.
Andy Millman: Phil Mitchell?
Maggie Jacobs: Yes.
Andy Millman: Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.
Maggie Jacobs: Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.
Andy Millman: [getting exasperated] What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!
[Maggie is still looking very puzzled]
Andy Millman: What bit's confusing you?
Maggie Jacobs: [after a pause. mumbles] They're brothers.
Andy Millman: They're brothers.
[an extra walks by wearing a futuristic sci-fi costume]
Andy Millman: Is that confusing you too? Do you think we've landed in the future?
Maggie Jacobs: Shut your face!
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"Andy Millman: How's the wife?
Bunny: Oh, gone! I was living a lie and she knew it, but now I'm able to go out and enjoy some serious cock guilt free. Yuma, yuma, yuma, yuma!"
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"Maggie's Boyfriend: [while having sex] Oh, come on love, you're like a dead horse, put a bit of minge round it!"
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"Maggie Jacobs: [trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line] Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Ultimate Force, Spandau Ballet...
Andy Millman: He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: Aren't they brothers?
Andy Millman: In Spandau Ballet, it's Martin Kemp and Gary Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: So who's this one?
Andy Millman: Ross Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: Who's his brother?
Andy Millman: I... I don't know if he's got a brother.
Maggie Jacobs: Yes, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.
Andy Millman: Phil Mitchell?
Maggie Jacobs: Yes.
Andy Millman: Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.
Maggie Jacobs: Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.
Andy Millman: [getting exasperated] What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!
[Maggie is still looking very puzzled]
Andy Millman: What bit's confusing you?
Maggie Jacobs: [after a pause. mumbles] The brothers.
Andy Millman: The brothers.
[an extra walks by wearing a futuristic sci-fi costume]
Andy Millman: Is that confusing you too? Do you think we've landed in the future?
Maggie Jacobs: Shut your face!"
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"Maggie's Boyfriend: So all that stuff about your husband "polishing his Oscar", was that supposed to mean wanking?
Kate Winslet: Yep.
Maggie's Boyfriend: And your basement meant?
Kate Winslet: My fanny."
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"Maggie Jacobs: I think I need to go for a wee.
[sigh]
Maggie Jacobs: That's the third one already.
Andy Millman: Good. Well, keep me posted throughout the week. Maybe keep a journal."
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"[Andy and Maggie, in costume as a German refugee and a Nazi soldier, are discussing her new boyfriend between takes]
Maggie Jacobs: [quietly, embarrassed] He likes to talk dirty on the phone. He'll call me up and he's coming out with all this filth.
Andy Millman: Why... would you tell me that?
[grinning]
Andy Millman: What does he say?
Maggie Jacobs: He calls up and says things like "Ooh... what are you doing?"
Andy Millman: What do you say?
Maggie Jacobs: Well I didn't know what was going on at first - I didn't realize - and I was just honest with him and I said "Oh, I'm just cleaning out the vegetable drawer to the fridge."
Andy Millman: [bursts out laughing] What if he thought that was a euphemism? "Ooh, I'm cleaning out my vegetable drawer. Ooh, I'm scrubbing my front step." Have you talked dirty back to him?
Maggie Jacobs: No, I have not. I don't know what to say to him, it's too embarrassing. What if I say something and he just laughs at me, or something and it's too much and he gets all offended?
Andy Millman: Well no, it's just stuff like "Ooh, I'm playing with myself."
[they laugh]
Kate Winslet: [getting coffee behind them in her nun's habit] Sounds interesting.
Andy Millman: Hey. Not me, her.
Kate Winslet: Go on.
Andy Millman: [pause, then in a rush] Her boyfriend likes to talk dirty on the phone and she doesn't know what to say to him.
Kate Winslet: Oh yeah, that can be a bit awkward. Why don't you just start with something light, you know, like um - "I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa-Loompas," you know, something a bit fun, a bit jokey. And then you can get more hardcore, run with the old classics, like "I'm playing with my dirty pillows," "I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret." And then go straight in hard, like "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right?
Maggie Jacobs: [incredibly uncomfortable] Yeah.
Kate Winslet: Okay? Back on.
[stands up, walks away]
Andy Millman: [to her as she walks away] Love to Sam Mendes.
[stunned, to Maggie]
Andy Millman: Kate Winslet, talking dirty to Anne Frank and Joseph Goebbels, just another normal day."
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"Andy Millman: [Andy and Mike are in the prop room] Where's this stuff come from?
Mike: Just buy it.
Andy Millman: What, there's a shop for a 30-foot swastika, is there?
Mike: No, I got that from Mum. It's my nan's."
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"Andy Millman: Oh my god, I've got Jeremy Clarkson's clothes!"
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"Kate Winslet: My husband's gonna be rummaging around in my basement while I polish his Oscar."
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"Bunny: Ho, ho, ho! Smarties. Yum, yum, yum."
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"Les Dennis: [Andy is trying not to look at a naked Les Dennis who is drying himself off with a towel in front of him] She likes to video us. And watch it back together. Sometimes I can't believe it's my ass going up and down. I'm getting exited just thinking about it.
Andy Millman: Well, think about something else then!"
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"Iain Morris: So where do you see this going?
Darren Lamb: BBC 1.
Andy Millman: No...
Darren Lamb: BBC 3.
Andy Millman: NO! I was thinking BBC 2..."
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"[Maggie is annoyed at all the girls fawning over Orlando]
Maggie Jacobs: They're just doing it because you're famous.
Orlando Bloom: ...Well, they're not doing it *just* 'cause I'm famous... No, it's my looks as well.
Maggie Jacobs: I just don't think they'd be acting like that if you weren't a film star.
Orlando Bloom: ...Yeah, they pretty much would. I've always had attention.
Maggie Jacobs: No, all I'm saying is if you were the prop boy, you'd just get ignored.
Orlando Bloom: [smirks] What, with this face? I wouldn't get ignored. I'll tell you who *does* get ignored: Johnny Depp. On the set of 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' the birds just walked straight past him - 'get out the bloody way, whoever you are, we wanna get to Orlando.' Around me like flies around shit.
Maggie Jacobs: [surprised] They ignore Johnny Depp?
Orlando Bloom: Yeah! They're going 'oh, Orlando, who's that freak over there that we didn't notice?' I'm going, 'it's Johnny Depp!' They're going 'who cares? You were Legolas in Lord of the Rings!'
[mocking Johnny]
Orlando Bloom: 'Ooh, look at me, I make art-house movies! Ooh, I've got scissors for hands!' Willy Wonka? Johnny *Wanker.*"
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"Keith Chegwin: Black people aren't funny.
Andy Millman: Black people are funny Keith.
Keith Chegwin: Name one black person that's funny.
Andy Millman: I can name you loads of black people that are funny... Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy.
Keith Chegwin: British.
Andy Millman: [pauses while thinking, after a period of silence, glances at a picture of Lenny Henry on the wall, looks back at Keith] Don't change the rules halfway through."
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"Ian McKellen: [explaining how he acts so well] Case in point: Lord of the Rings. Peter Jackson comes to me in New Zealand and said to me: Sir Ian, I want you to be Gandalf the Wizard. And I said to him: You are aware that I am not really a wizard?"
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"Maggie's Boyfriend: [while having sex] Oh, come on love, you're like a dead horse, put a bit of minge round it!
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