Wedding

(153 votes)   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Berle Milton

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(149 votes)   I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

George Burns

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(140 votes)   In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want.

Irish Toast

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(137 votes)   I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.

Henry Youngman

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(127 votes)   Keep the lid down.

UNKNOWN

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(125 votes)   Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.

John Milton

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(121 votes)   All marriages are mixed marriages.

Chantal Saperstein

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(115 votes)   A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

Ralph Emerson

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(115 votes)   Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to Heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.

UNKNOWN

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(108 votes)   Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Cathy Carlyle

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(97 votes)   May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, brightened by a song in your heart, and warmed by the smiles of the people you love. May the Good Lord Watch over you As you grow in love May the light of friendship guide your paths together. May the laughter of children grace the halls of your home. May the joy of living for one another trip a smile from your lips, a twinkle from your eye.

UNKNOWN

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(82 votes)   May the love you've expressed to each other today always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.

UNKNOWN

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(81 votes)   Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Henry Kissinger

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(72 votes)   May the most you wish for Be the least you get.

UNKNOWN

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