Weddding Toasts

(268 votes)   Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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(197 votes)   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Berle Milton

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(182 votes)   I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

George Burns

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(167 votes)   I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.

Henry Youngman

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(166 votes)   Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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(163 votes)   Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.

John Milton

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(158 votes)   Keep the lid down.

UNKNOWN

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(154 votes)   Look down you gods, and on this couple drop a blessed crown.- from The Tempest

William Shakespeare

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(154 votes)   Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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(152 votes)   All marriages are mixed marriages.

Chantal Saperstein

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(150 votes)   Lack nothing: be merry. - from Henry IV

William Shakespeare

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(145 votes)   Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Cathy Carlyle

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(144 votes)   A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

Ralph Emerson

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(138 votes)   Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to Heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.

UNKNOWN

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(131 votes)   You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

UNKNOWN

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