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(3395 votes)   I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.

Colin Raye

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(2332 votes)   To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on...

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(2241 votes)   Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!

ancient Proverbs

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(2079 votes)   Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.

Pauline Thomason

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(1980 votes)   Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

Anonymous

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(1945 votes)   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.

Chris Rock
Comedian

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(1326 votes)   Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Anonymous

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(1283 votes)   Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

Anonymous

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(854 votes)   Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box

Italian Proverb

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(807 votes)   Behind every bitch is the man who made her that way.

Anoymous anoymous
anoymous

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(111 votes)   Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Charlie Brown

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(1456 votes)   The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

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(1424 votes)   Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Anonymous

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(1189 votes)   Gravity is not to blame for two people falling in love.

Unknown Unknown
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(1012 votes)   "EVERY WOMEN HAS THE EXACT LOVE LIFE THAT SHE WANTS."

UNKNOWN UNKNOWN
WRITER FROM "THE WEDDING DATE"

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