Weather

(227 votes)   Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else.

Oscar Wilde
1856-1900, British Author, Wit

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(179 votes)   If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

Mark Twain
1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

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(168 votes)   There is no such thing as inappropriate weather, just inappropriate dress.

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(133 votes)   What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.

Jane Austen
1775-1817, British Novelist

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(107 votes)   The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

Jerome K. Jerome
1859-1927, British Humorous Writer, Novelist, Playwright

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(106 votes)   All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without ill effect. No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.

E(lwyn) B(rooks) White
1899-1985, American Author, Editor

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(103 votes)   Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Mark Twain
1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

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(100 votes)   Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

Yogi Berra
1925-, American Baseball Player

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(99 votes)   One need only think of the weather, in which case the prediction even for a few days ahead is impossible.

Albert Einstein
1879-1955, German-born American Physicist

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(94 votes)   Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.

Sydney Smith
1771-1845, British Writer, Clergyman

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(92 votes)   People get a bad impression of it by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank clerk, who ought to be on time on Tuesday next, instead of philosophically seeing it as a painter, who may do anything so long as you don't try to predict what.

Katharine Whitehorn
1926-, British Journalist

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