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(77 votes)   Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson

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(67 votes)   Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!

Homer Simpson

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(65 votes)   Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer Simpson

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(64 votes)   Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria

Homer Simpson

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(63 votes)   ...sure, IN theeoory, in theory communism works...

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(63 votes)   AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do.

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(62 votes)   Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.

Homer Simpson

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(62 votes)   Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of it

Marge Simpson

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(62 votes)   I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood

Homer Simpson

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(61 votes)   Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul! It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson

Bart Simpson

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(59 votes)   I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas

Bart Simpson

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(57 votes)   If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers

Homer Simpson

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(54 votes)   Bart:Hey, Grampa, do you think I could’ve been a Flying Hellfish? Grampa:You’re a gutsy daredevil with a give-‘em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education. You coulda made Sergeant.

Grampa Simpson

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(54 votes)   Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.

Homer Simpson

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(53 votes)   I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

Homer Simpson

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