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Bill Maher

"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder." Bill Maher
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"I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people." Larry David
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Jay Leno

"Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?" Jay Leno
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"A little necrophilia never killed anyone." Author Unknown
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"I miss you like a retard misses the point." Author Unknown
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Steve Martin

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
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Steve Martin

"You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies." Steve Martin
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"We declared war on terror, it’s not even a noun, so, good luck." Jon Stewart
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"If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?" Author Unknown
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William Shakespeare
Birth: 1564-04-26 Death: 1616-04-23

"Tut, man, one fire burns out another's burning, One pain is lessen'd by another's anguish; Turn giddy, and be holp by backward turning; One desperate grief cures with another's languish: Take thou some new infection to thy eye, And the rank poison of"

Known during his lifetime as a gifted actor, poet and playwright, William Shakespeare, was also an impresario, owning the most successful of all London theaters, The Globe, which opened in 1599. During his life, Shakespeare authored an estimated 37 plays, 154 sonnets, two narrative poems and two" lost plays". He is only known to have graduated from grammar school, there being no records of him attending Oxford or Cambridge. His most famous and beloved plays are Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet, the latter was actually based on a short poem by Arthur Brooks. As fitting of a playwright, his o…



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