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"Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work." Chris Rock
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"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." Author Unknown
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"Imagine there were no hypothetical situations." Author Unknown
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"Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost." Author Unknown
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"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." Author Unknown
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"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing." Author Unknown
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"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference." Author Unknown
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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." Author Unknown
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" If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work." George Carlin
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"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code." Author Unknown
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"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?" Author Unknown
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"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)" Author Unknown
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"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." Author Unknown
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"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode." Author Unknown
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"Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car." Author Unknown
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"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." Ashleigh Brilliant
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"Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes." Rodney Dangerfield
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"Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?" Author Unknown
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"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea." Author Unknown
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"What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come." Author Unknown
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"The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away." Tom Waits
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