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"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue." — Author Unknown
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"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." — Jerome Jerome
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Groucho Marx

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." — Groucho Marx
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George Carlin

" If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work." — George Carlin
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"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code." — Author Unknown
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"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." — Author Unknown
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"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing." — Author Unknown
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"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference." — Author Unknown
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Ashleigh Brilliant

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." — Ashleigh Brilliant
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Rodney Dangerfield

"Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes." — Rodney Dangerfield
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"Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost." — Author Unknown
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"Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?" — Author Unknown
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"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea." — Author Unknown
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"What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come." — Author Unknown
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"The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away." — Tom Waits
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"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!" — Author Unknown
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"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?" — Author Unknown
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"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)" — Author Unknown
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"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." — Author Unknown
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"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode." — Author Unknown
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"Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car." — Author Unknown
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Birth: 1874-11-30 Death: 1965-01-24

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"Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry."

The Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II, Sir Winston Churchill rose to power after serving in different posts in liberal and conservative governments for more than three decades. The son of Lord Randolph Churchill and an American mother, Churchill remained Prime Minister and Minister of Defence until 1945, then returned to the position in 1951 until his resignation in 1954. In addition to being a world leader, Churchill was an established author, winning the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1953. His memoirs of WWII ran six large volumes alone and his speeches continue to b…

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