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"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." Author Unknown
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"Imagine there were no hypothetical situations." Author Unknown
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"Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost." Author Unknown
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"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." Author Unknown
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"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing." Author Unknown
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"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference." Author Unknown
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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." Author Unknown
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Groucho Marx

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx
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George Carlin

" If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work." George Carlin
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"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code." Author Unknown
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"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?" Author Unknown
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"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)" Author Unknown
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"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." Author Unknown
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"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode." Author Unknown
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"Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car." Author Unknown
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Ashleigh Brilliant

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." Ashleigh Brilliant
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Rodney Dangerfield

"Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes." Rodney Dangerfield
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"Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?" Author Unknown
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"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea." Author Unknown
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"What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come." Author Unknown
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"The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away." Tom Waits
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Will Rogers
Birth: 1879-11-04 Death: 1935-08-15

"The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."

A man of many talents, Will Rogers was born in 1859 in Oklahoma. On a ranch growing up, a freed slave taught Rogers how to use a lasso. He turned his roping skills into a job as a trick roper at Wild West shows and on Vaudeville stages. As he did his rope tricks, he'd tell jokes and offer commentary on the world. He was a smart man and his ability to tell the truth while making people laugh quickly caught on with American audiences. During his lifetime, he starred on Broadway, appeared in 71 movies, was a popular broadcaster and wrote 4,000 syndicated newspaper columns. He died in a pl…



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