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"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it." — Author Unknown
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"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman." — Author Unknown
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"You're never too old to learn something stupid." — Author Unknown
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with." — Author Unknown
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"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy." — Author Unknown
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"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets." — Author Unknown
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"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame." — Author Unknown
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"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat." — Author Unknown
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Marilyn Monroe

"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on." — Marilyn Monroe
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"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." — Bryan White
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"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water." — Author Unknown
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Brian Williams

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." — Brian Williams
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." — Author Unknown
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"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." — Joe Louis
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"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil." — Author Unknown
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"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." — Author Unknown
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"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose." — Author Unknown
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"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you." — Author Unknown
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"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back." — Author Unknown
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"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere." — Author Unknown
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Albert Einstein

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." — Albert Einstein
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Henry Ford
Birth: 1863-07-30 Death: 1947-04-07

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"The high wage begins down in the shop. If it is not created there it cannot get into pay envelopes. There will never be a system invented which will do away with the necessity for work."

The inventor of the modern production line and the Model T Ford, Henry Ford not only revolutionized the automobile industry, but all manufacturing plants with his idea of mass production using an assembly line. The results of his innovation caused the price of cars to drop drastically, making them affordable to the average person. In contrast to other businessmen at the time, Ford treated his workers well. He made the 40-day workweek a standard in all of his plants. Ford was also a philanthropist, establishing the Ford Foundation in 1936. The foundation provides grants for research and…

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