Short Editor's Pick Quotes

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Winston Churchill

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Winston Churchill
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Sam Levenson

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." Sam Levenson
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Will Rogers
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Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go" Oscar Wilde
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"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." Paul Fix
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"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." Bryan White
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Bob Hope

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." Bob Hope
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Erma Bombeck

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bombeck
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"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded" Stephen Wright
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Oprah Winfrey

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Oprah Winfrey
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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." Stephen Wright
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