Physicians

(131 votes)   As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.

Jean De La BruyFre
1645-1696, French Classical Writer

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(99 votes)   He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

Benjamin Franklin
1706-1790, American Scientist, Publisher, Diplomat

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(99 votes)   I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. [On why he gave up medicine]

Michael Crichton
1942-, American Writer, Novelist, Screenwriter, Director, Producer

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(84 votes)   Physician -- One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

Ambrose Bierce
1842-1914, American Author, Editor, Journalist, ''The Devil's Dictionary''

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(81 votes)   Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?

Source Unknown

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(78 votes)   The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.

Gregory Dean Jr.

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