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"It was tough today, ... I stayed relaxed and had a few jokes with my caddie. That helped me not think about the win. I did my best and today my best was a 69. I thought I had won on 17, but not before." — Raphael Jacquelin
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"ABC has told me that a sponsor has complained about my making anti-Nixon jokes. I would just like to say that I believe Mr. Nixon did his best to destroy this country." — Richard Dawson
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"It was tough today. I stayed relaxed and had a few jokes with my caddie. That helped me not think about the win. I did my best and today my best was a 69. I thought I had won on 17, but not before." — Raphael Jacquelin
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"It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie." — James Schamus
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"I don't look to jokes as a balanced look at life. But they can be an indicator. Jokes work on shared and collective perceptions among people." — Marc Galanter
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"New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths." — George Bernard Shaw
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"Anyone here hear any good lawyer jokes lately?" — Bill Gates
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"Absolutely. You're not laughing at them. You're really laughing with them. There are a lot of jokes in this movie, and they're in on them all." — Peter Farrelly
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"Families should not be deceived, ... [These] shows all contain crude and raunchy dialogue with sex-themed jokes and foul language. Even worse is the fact that Hollywood is peddling its filth to families with cartoons." — Brent Bozell
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"Don't laugh at fat jokes." — Jessica Weiner
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"It's amazing the support we've gotten from the military people. People (who) said before they made jokes about curling now have some respect for it." — Cassie Johnson
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"I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that." — Jon Stewart
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"I am (very) interactive. I was able to have a couple of jokes." — James Thorpe
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"You can learn from them, you can see what is bothering people. ... The jokes are a screen on which people project their feelings about lawyers and the law." — Marc Galanter
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"We have 500-year-old lawyer jokes still in circulation and most of them go back at least 100 years. But around the 1980s, there was a great shift. They became much more hostile." — Marc Galanter
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"Jokes are grievances." — Marshall McLuhan
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"I've heard all the jokes," — Bryan Robinson
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"As quiet as he is, he's subtle about his jokes, but you know when he's saying something to you because he'll say it in Swedish first to one of the other Swedish guys. But then they usually rat him out, so they help us out with him. He's a nice guy; easygoing, just goes about his business. We have fun with Johan. He's a good guy and he takes it all in stride." — Kirk Maltby
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"You've got to lighten up because our lives are jokes, ... My whole idea is that we just have to accept the idea that stuff is going to happen. Life is humiliating and let's just have a good laugh about it." — Judy Carter
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"It was good to see some fresh faces. It's refreshing, because they don't know the old jokes. You can give them old material and they're eating it up." — Mike O'Connor
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"I like smutty jokes." — Kenneth Williams
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