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Chuck Palahniuk

"It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line." — Chuck Palahniuk
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"We used to joke that more stories were written about reverse mortgages than loans originated." — Bronwyn Belling
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"When it comes to Spam, ... we get the joke." — Julie Craven
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George Bernard Shaw

"Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking." — George Bernard Shaw
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"I joke that I stepped out into the United States every morning, and I came home to Mexico." — Daniel Carrera
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"I used to joke that it was an off week for me," — Jeff Ulbrich
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"It's a joke - a bad joke, but a joke." — Julian Kurtz
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"Everyone's in on the joke as it were," — Shawn Michaels
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Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson

"You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else" — Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
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"The crowd is willing to accept a few jokes at their expense, but they won't accept a host who turns the entire event into a joke. And the challenge is even greater for a host who is an outsider even a well-respected outsider like Stewart." — Robert Bianco
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"We'll make up our own guy with our own super powers. It will be an original thing, but people will be comfortable in that superhero world. It can't be a joke power, because you can't sustain it. We have a lot of rules you have to follow. If it's a joke power, it's a joke one time and can't continue to be funny. These will have to be real powers. I love the fact that Spider-Man got bitten by something and that gave him super powers. We're watching every movie that came out, and it's a genre that's ripe. Look at all the similarities in ... X-Men, Batman, Fantastic Four, Superman, all of them have common stories. I think there's something funny there, too." — David Zucker
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Charlie Manuel

"I don't even want to talk about that. That's a joke. If he just plays like he's been playing, he doesn't need that put into his head. If he keeps that same demeanor, he'll be all right." — Charlie Manuel
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"A symphony is no joke." — Johannes Brahms
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""Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes" — Stephen Wright
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"It all came out as kind of a joke when someone told me, 'You won't have a ship in this port for six months. My response, with a lot of bravado, was we'll be back at 70 percent within six months." — Gary LaGrange
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Billy Connolly

"I'm sure everyone in this room has been told a joke about that subject. I have many times and I've laughed, even though they are horrifying and shocking. . . . I think there's no boundary at all, whether it's that subject or another." — Billy Connolly
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Sophia Loren

"She made it like a joke. She made it sound like it was really nothing and tomorrow it was going to pass," — Sophia Loren
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"Now it's for real. It's no joke now." — Seth Greenberg
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"He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone." — Earl Wilson
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"We want this thing killed. This is a joke, and the sad thing is, we're paying for it." — Doug Martin
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Jay Leno

"or even if he was killed. But the joke worked and that was all that mattered to me." — Jay Leno
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Birth: 1874-11-30 Death: 1965-01-24

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