Irish Comedian Quotes
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"I don't really think of myself as an actor."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
Jokes
"I don't want to do the same thing over and over again."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Books And Reading
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."
Frank Carson
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
Frank Carson
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'."
Frank Carson
Topics:
British
Funny
Irish Comedian
"In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Army
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Body
Funny
Irish Comedian
"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Class
Funny
Irish Comedian
"It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book."
Dylan Moran
Topics:
Funny
Irish Comedian
Planning
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