Irish Comedian Quotes

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Dylan Moran

"Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20." Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran

"The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms." Dylan Moran
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"The only exercise I excel at is jumping to conclusions." James Miller
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Dylan Moran

"I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist." Dylan Moran
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"Through his mastery of storytelling techniques, he has managed to separate his character, in the public mind, from his actions as president. He has, in short, mesmerized us with that steady gaze." James Miller
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Spike Milligan

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"It's all in the mind, you know." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"I can speak Esperanto like a native." Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge." Spike Milligan
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Body    Funny    Irish Comedian   

Spike Milligan

"I'm a hero with coward's legs." Spike Milligan
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Dylan Moran

"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate." Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran

"One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing." Dylan Moran
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Books And Reading    Funny    Irish Comedian   

Dylan Moran

"I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it." Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran

"We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy." Dylan Moran
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