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(1677 votes)   Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Rose Franken

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(1143 votes)   Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Anonymous

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(686 votes)   A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

Mae West

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(1071 votes)   All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Anonymous

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(839 votes)   A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

Anonymous

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(691 votes)   He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

Anonymous

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(639 votes)   Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

Anonymous

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(536 votes)   Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

W. H. Auden

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(404 votes)   I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer

Woody Allen

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(289 votes)   A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Bruce Friedman

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(283 votes)   Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Victor Borge

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(281 votes)   Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day

Polish Proverb

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(249 votes)   A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ogden Nash

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(126 votes)   I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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(119 votes)   An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.

John Junor

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