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"A soul mate is the person who makes you the most 'you' that you can possibly be." Author Unknown
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"Always marry the man of your age because if your beauty will fade so will his eye sight." Author Unknown
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"The best husband in the world is an archaeologist because the more his wife get older the more he get interested." Author Unknown
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"Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it." Author Unknown
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Benjamin Franklin

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." Benjamin Franklin
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Friends Or Friendship    Funny   

Samuel Butler

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." Samuel Butler
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Groucho Marx

"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." Groucho Marx
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American Comedian    Control    Funny   

Al Franken

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from." Al Franken
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American Comedian    Funny    Life   

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"The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective." Al Neuharth
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Funny    Motivational    Perception    Perspective   

Ann Richards

"I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." Ann Richards
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American Politician    Enemies    Friends Or Friendship    Funny   

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"Life is a zoo in a jungle." Peter Vries
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David Ogilvy

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." David Ogilvy
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American Businessman    Funny   

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"Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why." Eddie Cantor
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American Comedian    Funny    Life   

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