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Al Franken

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from." Al Franken
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American Comedian    Funny    Life   

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"The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective." Al Neuharth
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Funny    Motivational    Perception    Perspective   

Mae West

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Mae West
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Funny    Guns    Short   

Ann Richards

"I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." Ann Richards
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American Politician    Enemies    Friends Or Friendship    Funny   

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"Life is a zoo in a jungle." Peter Vries
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Funny    Life   

David Ogilvy

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." David Ogilvy
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American Businessman    Funny   

Mae West

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." Mae West
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American Actress    Funny    Love    Marriage   

Willie Nelson

"You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it." Willie Nelson
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American Musician    Break Up    Divorce    Funny   

W. C. Fields

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Funny   

Jerry Seinfeld

"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun." Jerry Seinfeld
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American Comedian    Comedy    Funny   

Mitch Hedberg

"One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son of bit**, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera. What's it look like?'" Mitch Hedberg
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Margaret Cho

"Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart." Margaret Cho
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality." Gracie Allen
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American Comedian    Charm    Funny   

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