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Life is not always a basket of roses; sometimes it seems to be beating you down, and it probably feels impossible to smile or laugh. Our collection of Funny Quotes will get you rolling on the floor in laughter, your sides splitting and tears running down your face (well maybe)! They are the perfect go-to whenever you need a chuckle to brighten your day.
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" Stephen Wright
From smiles to giggles to all-out deep-throated guffaws that will have you gasping for air, these hilarious words from thousands of authors will give you the perfect witty thing to say; whether for graduation or a birthday, a project or personal pleasure, we have funny quotes galore!
And after you browse our funny quotes, you might want to check out the motivational quotes on Great-Quotes to find the motivation you will need to get back to work!
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Known in the music industry as Eminem, Marshall Mathers was born in Missouri. He started rapping as a teenager and eventually his self-produced record found its way to Dr. Dre. Dre produced Eminem's first professional record, which made him a superstar virtually overnight. Slim Shady was released in 1999 and went to the top of the charts. His follow up release, The Marshall Mathers LP, sold two million copies in its first week. In 2001, Eminem starred in his first film, 8 Mile, which focused on his life. Since then he has had several resurgences in the music industry and showcases new …
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