Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

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"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find." — Author Unknown
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"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." — Erich Segal
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Groucho Marx

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." — Groucho Marx
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Christopher Marlowe

"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." — Christopher Marlowe
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Laurence Peter

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." — Laurence Peter
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James Thurber

"Love is what you've been through with somebody." — James Thurber
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Rita Rudner

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times." — Rita Rudner
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Alanis Morissette

"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect." — Alanis Morissette
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Jennifer Aniston

"The best smell in the world is that man that you love." — Jennifer Aniston
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"Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates." — Fernando Pessoa
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"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand." — Fred A. Allen
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Jay Leno

"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!" — Jay Leno
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Mother Teresa
Birth: 1910-08-26 Death: 1997-09-05

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

Born Agnes Bojaxhiu, Mother Teresa joined the Order of the Sisters of Our Lady of Loreto in Ireland at the age of 18. Known then as Sister Teresa, her journey in her faith would take her to India and onward to Darjeeling, where she continued her religious vows. Arriving in Calcutta, she was extremely moved by the sick and dying on the city's streets. It was there that she founded Missionaries of Charity, her lifelong work. She started the Kalighat Home for the Dying where she would gather the dying from the streets to give them home care during their last days. Mother Teresa continued …

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