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"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
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"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."
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"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
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"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."
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"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."
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"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."
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"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."
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Baseball
Famous Baseball
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Sports
"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on."
Marilyn Monroe
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American Actress
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"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
Bryan White
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American Musician
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"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."
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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
Brian Williams
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American Educator
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
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"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
Joe Louis
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Heaven
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"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
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"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it."
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"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
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"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
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"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."
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"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."
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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
Albert Einstein
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