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Bill Maher

"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder." — Bill Maher
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"I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people." — Larry David
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Jay Leno

"Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?" — Jay Leno
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"A little necrophilia never killed anyone." — Author Unknown
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"I miss you like a retard misses the point." — Author Unknown
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Steve Martin

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." — Steve Martin
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Steve Martin

"You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies." — Steve Martin
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"We declared war on terror, it’s not even a noun, so, good luck." — Jon Stewart
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"If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?" — Author Unknown
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Birth: 1904-03-02 Death: 1991-09-24

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"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

Theodor Seuss Geisel, known to his fans as Dr. Seuss, is the author of such beloved children's books as "Green Eggs and Ham", "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and perhaps his most famous work, "The Cat in the Hat", which was created as a reader for children and used only 225 words. Before writing and illustrating these classics, Geisel served as an illustrator and cartoonist, turning out advertising campaigns for Standard Oil for 15 years. At the time of his death in 1991, Geisel had authored and illustrated 44 children's books as well as provided the source materials for 11 children'…

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