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Bill Maher

"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder." Bill Maher
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"I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people." Larry David
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Jay Leno

"Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?" Jay Leno
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"A little necrophilia never killed anyone." Author Unknown
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"I miss you like a retard misses the point." Author Unknown
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Steve Martin

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
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Steve Martin

"You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies." Steve Martin
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"We declared war on terror, it’s not even a noun, so, good luck." Jon Stewart
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"If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?" Author Unknown
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Birth: 1940-10-09 Death: 1980-12-08

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