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Bill Maher

"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder." Bill Maher
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"I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people." Larry David
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Jay Leno

"Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?" Jay Leno
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"A little necrophilia never killed anyone." Author Unknown
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"I miss you like a retard misses the point." Author Unknown
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Steve Martin

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
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Steve Martin

"You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies." Steve Martin
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"We declared war on terror, it’s not even a noun, so, good luck." Jon Stewart
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"If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?" Author Unknown
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Bob Marley
Birth: 1945-02-06 Death: 1981-05-11

"The only truth is Rastafari."

Bob Marley is known first and foremost as one of the most innovative and well known reggae musicians of all time. Much of his work dealt with the struggles of the poor and the powerless. Bob Marley and the Wailers helped make reggae mainstream, taking it beyond the borders of his homeland, Jamaica. He was also a well-known devotee of the Rastafarian faith, preaching brotherhood and peace for all mankind. Marley was diagnosed with malignant melanoma in 1977, but it was kept secret until he collapsed in New York's Central Park four years later. He was buried near his birthplace at Nine M…



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