Funny Quote of the Day

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"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." Author Unknown
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"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate." Author Unknown
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Mark Twain

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." Mark Twain
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Albert Einstein

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." Albert Einstein
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"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away." Author Unknown
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." Timothy Leary
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"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." Author Unknown
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"Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else." Author Unknown
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"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip." Author Unknown
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"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets" Al McGuire
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"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever." Author Unknown
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"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks." Author Unknown
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Dr. Seuss

"You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?" Dr. Seuss
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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments." Author Unknown
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"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?" Author Unknown
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"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Author Unknown
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Jack Handey .

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey ,
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"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." Author Unknown
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist." Author Unknown
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Mark Twain

"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately." Mark Twain
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"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research." Author Unknown
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