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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators." Stephen Wright
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"I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!" Stephen Wright
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"Maybe... there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for unlawfully detaining 120 people. Maybe they just got carried away with last year's idea of pre-emptive strikes and thought, 'Let's not wait for an actual crime to occur. Let's get the innocent." Mark Thomas
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P. J. O'Rourke

"There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon." P. J. O'Rourke
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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone." Stephen Wright
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Mel Brooks

"We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody." Mel Brooks
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E. B. White

"When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy; today they peer beyond the seven seas, bury themselves waist deep in tidings, and by and large what they see and hear makes them unutterably sad." E. B. White
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Tina Fey

"Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity." Tina Fey
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"We're careful not to saturate people." David Brenner
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"Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher." Larry Miller
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"Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil." Graham Chapman
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Michael Palin

"People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe." Michael Palin
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Birth: 1910-08-26 Death: 1997-09-05

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

Born Agnes Bojaxhiu, Mother Teresa joined the Order of the Sisters of Our Lady of Loreto in Ireland at the age of 18. Known then as Sister Teresa, her journey in her faith would take her to India and onward to Darjeeling, where she continued her religious vows. Arriving in Calcutta, she was extremely moved by the sick and dying on the city's streets. It was there that she founded Missionaries of Charity, her lifelong work. She started the Kalighat Home for the Dying where she would gather the dying from the streets to give them home care during their last days. Mother Teresa continued …



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