Funny Movie Quotes

When someone wants to get a sure laugh out of friends and family, they simply can't go wrong when they use funny movie quotes. What makes them so popular is there are countless quoted scenes in a wide range of movies that have proven to be favorites among many people that have a sense of humor. From world-renowned movies like Airplane, the Addams Family, Dumb and Dumber and everything in between, a quote from the movies is something that most anyone will recognize and get lots of laughs from. Not only do they provide a good laugh but they can also be a great way to start off a conversation at a party.

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Ellen DeGeneres
"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy."
Ellen DeGeneres in Finding Nemo - 2003
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"Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does.""
Michael Humphreys in Forrest Gump - 1994
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"I will bitch slap you back to Africa."
Jackie Chan in Rush Hour 2 - 2001
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Jim Carrey
"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"
Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - 1994
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"C'mon, princess, you're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7."
Eddie Murphy in Shrek - 2001
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Matthew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 1986
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Will Smith
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
Will Smith in Men in Black - 1997
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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused - 1993
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Bill Murray
"We came. We saw. We kicked it's ass."
Bill Murray in Ghostbusters - 1986
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Ellen DeGeneres
"Wow. I wish I could speak whale."
Ellen DeGeneres in Finding Nemo - 2003
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Rip Torn in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story - 2004
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Will Smith
"This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter."
Will Smith in Men in Black - 1997
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"You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop."
Rip Torn in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story - 2004
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"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000
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Ellen DeGeneres
"I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?"
Ellen DeGeneres in Finding Nemo - 2003
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Cary Grant
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
Cary Grant in Arsenic and Old Lace - 1944
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"I live at home with my parents. It's just temporary... til they die"
Kevin Kirkpatrick in Gamers the movie - 2002
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"You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!"
Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2 - 2001
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"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
in Airplane! - 1980
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"Define 'irony': a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
Steve Buscemi in Con Air - 1997
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Charlton Heston
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."
Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes - 1968
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Birth: 1564-04-26 Death: 1616-04-23

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