Funny Motivational Quotes

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"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." Aristotle Onassis
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Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education." Mark Twain
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George Orwell

"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." George Orwell
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Walt Disney

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." Walt Disney
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Mark Twain

"Get the facts first. You can distort them later." Mark Twain
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Amelia Earhart

"Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done." Amelia Earhart
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"Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open." Thomas Dewar
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"The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective." Al Neuharth
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"The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do." Sarah Breathnach
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Charles Schulz

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use." Charles Schulz
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"The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true." Author Unknown
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, than it's you." Rita Mae Brown
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Dale Carnegie

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." Dale Carnegie
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   American Politician    American Writer    Funny    Motivational   

Peter Drucker

"Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done." Peter Drucker
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Mark Twain

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first" Mark Twain
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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." General Arthur McAuliff
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Albert Einstein

"Two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the Universe" Albert Einstein
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George Carlin

"Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded and has a better view." George Carlin
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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." Dave Edison
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Abraham Maslow

"You will either step forward into growth or you will step back into safety" Abraham Maslow
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"There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning." Christopher Morley
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