Funny Motivational Quotes

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"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." Tom Lehrer
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   American Musician    Funny    Life    Motivational   

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"A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory." Author Unknown
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"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." Dale Carnegie
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Funny    Motivational    Present   

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"The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train." Author Unknown
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"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." Earl Weaver
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American Coach Quotes    Funny    inspirational    Motivational    Sports   

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"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." Author Unknown
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"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde
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"Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it." Brian Vaszily
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"Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce." Author Unknown
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"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in our own sunshine" Henry Ward Beecher
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"The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him" Stanislaw Lec
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   Fools And Foolishness    Funny    Motivational   

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"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." Oscar Wilde
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"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in." Author Unknown
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Computers    Funny    Motivational   

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"Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde
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   Funny    Importance    Irish Dramatist    Motivational   

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"The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself." Oscar Wilde
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Advice    Funny    Irish Dramatist    Motivational   

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"Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be." Author Unknown
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"If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I'd have six dollars." Brian Vaszily
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"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain
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   American Author    Challenges    Funny    Motivational   

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"Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace." Brian Vaszily
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"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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"Don't underestimate your abilities, that's your boss's job." Author Unknown
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