Funny Motivational Quotes

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Erica Mann Jong

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Erica Mann Jong
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." Timothy Leary
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Ambition    American Educator    Funny    Motivational    Quote of the Day   

Zig Ziglar

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar
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American Author    Funny    Motivational    Quote of the Day   

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"How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?" Logan Smith
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"So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip" Will Rogers
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Bob Hope

"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there." Bob Hope
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American Comedian    Funny    Motivational    Quote of the Day   

Norman Mailer

"I usually need a can of beer to prime me." Norman Mailer
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"The road to success is always under construction." Author Unknown
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Yogi Berra

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early." Yogi Berra
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Helen Rowland

"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times." Helen Rowland
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Dalai Lama

"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly." Dalai Lama
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Robert Frost

"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day" Robert Frost
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Boss    Enthusiasm    Funny    Motivational   

Oscar Wilde

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." Oscar Wilde
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Funny    Irish Dramatist    Motivational    Short FunnyQuote of the Day   

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"If you don't run your own life, somebody else will." John Atkinson
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Robert Frost

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." Robert Frost
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Brain    Funny    inspirational    Motivational   

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"Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing." Alexander Woollcott
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American Critic    Funny    Motivational   

Issac Asimov

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." Issac Asimov
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Mark Twain

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." Mark Twain
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Arthur Clarke

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur Clarke
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"I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages." William Mauldin
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American Cartoonist    Funny    Law    Motivational   

Ethel Barrymore

"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself." Ethel Barrymore
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