Funny Men Quotes

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"Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men" Theodore Reik
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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." Author Unknown
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
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Marilyn Monroe

"Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak. A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many." Marilyn Monroe
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George Orwell

"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." George Orwell
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James Thurber

"All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why." James Thurber
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"This is still a man's profession, with a lot of men who intellectually and emotionally have not accepted that the military could be women's work." Lawrence Korb
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Jerry Seinfeld

"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." Jerry Seinfeld
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"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner." Red Skelton
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Henry Youngman

"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to." Henry Youngman
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"Men would find it much harder because men have such odd personal relationships with each other. They don't really emotionally connect, whereas women do. I think women become very close." Jennifer Saunders
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James Thurber

"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more." James Thurber
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Mel Brooks

"These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet." Mel Brooks
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Jeff Foxworthy

"If men have a smell it's usually an accident." Jeff Foxworthy
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