Funny Love Quotes

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"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find." Author Unknown
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"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate." Author Unknown
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"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." Author Unknown
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"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." Erich Segal
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"Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance." Author Unknown
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"The bravest thing that men do is love women" Mort Sahl
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"Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated." Author Unknown
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"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" Author Unknown
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"Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents." Author Unknown
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Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld

"If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship." Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Jack Handey

"Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" Jack Handey
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Groucho Marx

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." Groucho Marx
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Christopher Marlowe

"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." Christopher Marlowe
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Laurence Peter

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." Laurence Peter
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"Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to." Alfred Montapert
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"Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior." Amy Vanderbilt
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"Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life." Author Unknown
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James Thurber

"Love is what you've been through with somebody." James Thurber
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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended." Cher
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Marilyn Monroe

"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him." Marilyn Monroe
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"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." Thomas Dewar
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