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Henry Youngman

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me." — Henry Youngman
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"Love when you are ready for it not when you are alone." — Author Unknown
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"You are in love when you feel that the song you are listening is written just for you." — Author Unknown
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"A soul mate is the person who makes you the most 'you' that you can possibly be." — Author Unknown
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"The best husband in the world is an archaeologist because the more his wife get older the more he get interested." — Author Unknown
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Mae West

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." — Mae West
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Josh Billings

"Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do." — Josh Billings
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"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." — Brendan Francis
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"Never find a complete person to love rather make him/her complete with your love." — Author Unknown
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"Love is just like a card game; first kick out the jokers then throw away hearts, keep the diamond and try to win the king." — Author Unknown
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"Always marry the man of your age because if your beauty will fade so will his eye sight." — Author Unknown
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"Absence sharpens desire, presence strengthens it." — Author Unknown
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Steve Martin

"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town." — Steve Martin
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Albert Einstein

"No, this trick wont work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?" — Albert Einstein
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"I love iconoclasts. I love individuals. I love people that are true to themselves, whatever the cost." — Tim Robbins
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"I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love." — August Strindberg
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W. Somerset Maugham

"By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him." — W. Somerset Maugham
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"Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates." — Fernando Pessoa
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"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. There's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them and then you never know where the hell you are. - The Catcher in the Rye" — J. D Salinger
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"You don't need to have the heart of your lover as you have their soul." — Author Unknown
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"Love is life so never miss love if you don't wanna miss life." — Author Unknown
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Dr. Seuss
Birth: 1904-03-02 Death: 1991-09-24

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"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

Theodor Seuss Geisel, known to his fans as Dr. Seuss, is the author of such beloved children's books as "Green Eggs and Ham", "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and perhaps his most famous work, "The Cat in the Hat", which was created as a reader for children and used only 225 words. Before writing and illustrating these classics, Geisel served as an illustrator and cartoonist, turning out advertising campaigns for Standard Oil for 15 years. At the time of his death in 1991, Geisel had authored and illustrated 44 children's books as well as provided the source materials for 11 children'…

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