Funny Love Quotes

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"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it." Maurice Chevalier
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Groucho Marx

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." Groucho Marx
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Rita Rudner

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times." Rita Rudner
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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." J. Perelman
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Dean Koontz

"We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a great capacity for love, friendship, generosity, kindness, faith, hope, and joy." Dean Koontz
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"Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it." Adam Sandler
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Jack Handey

"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" Jack Handey
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Marlene Dietrich

"[The lover says:] How beautiful you are, now that you love me" Marlene Dietrich
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor." Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Josh Billings

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings
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Alanis Morissette

"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect." Alanis Morissette
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Margaret Cho

"I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to." Margaret Cho
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Jennifer Aniston

"The best smell in the world is that man that you love." Jennifer Aniston
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Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." Groucho Marx
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Colin Raye

"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you." Colin Raye
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Judith Viorst

"Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway." Judith Viorst
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"Don't fall for anyone, unless they are willing to catch you." Author Unknown
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Rita Rudner

"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose." Rita Rudner
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"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." Author Unknown
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"No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes." Author Unknown
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Robin Williams

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." Robin Williams
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Dr. Seuss
Birth: 1904-03-02 Death: 1991-09-24

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

Theodor Seuss Geisel, known to his fans as Dr. Seuss, is the author of such beloved children's books as "Green Eggs and Ham", "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and perhaps his most famous work, "The Cat in the Hat", which was created as a reader for children and used only 225 words. Before writing and illustrating these classics, Geisel served as an illustrator and cartoonist, turning out advertising campaigns for Standard Oil for 15 years. At the time of his death in 1991, Geisel had authored and illustrated 44 children's books as well as provided the source materials for 11 children'…



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